Evelyn：
你知道的，我总是把“他”和“她”弄混，中文发音都是“ta”多简单。
You know me. I always mix up 'he', 'she'. In Chinese,just one word - 'ta' - so easy.
- 现在呢，你要么跟着我走，我们去激发你的无限潜能，要么就躺在这儿，等他们找你算账。
- 那我还是躺这儿吧。
- Now, you can either come with me and live up to your ultimate potential or lie here and live with the consequences.
- I want to lie here.
爸爸，我不会像你一样对我的女儿，你是怎么做到的？当时你是怎么这么容易就放弃我的？你不喜欢，不接受，都不重要，因为这个就是我，可能在她身上你看到了自己最大的恐惧，我一直都希望她不会长大了变得和我一样，结果呢，她还是固执己见，胸无大志，还不成器，就跟她妈妈一样。但现在我想通了，就算不成器也没关系，因为和我一样，她找到了一位善良，体贴，真正爱她一切的人。
I am no longer willing to do to my daughter what you did to me. How did you let me go? How on earth did you do it so easily? It's okay if you can't be proud of me. Because I finally am. You may see in here all of your greatest fears squeezed into one person. I spent most of her childhood praying she would noe end up like me. But she turned out to be stubborn, aimless, a mess. Just like her mother. But now I see. It's OK that she's a mess. Because just like me...the universe gave her someone kind, patient...and forgiving to make up for all she lacks.
可能你说得都对，这世界上总会有那么些东西，有些新发现，会让我们觉得人类的情感只是渺小虚无的垃圾，可正是这些所谓的垃圾能解释清楚，为什么经历了这么多不愉快，你还是想找到我，也能说清楚，为什么无论如何我就想待在你身边。
Maybe it's like you said. Maybe there is something out there, some new discovery that will make us feel like even smaller pieces of shit. Something that explains why you still went looking for me through all of this noise. And why, no matter what, I still want to be here with you.
如果没什么是重要的，那么你就不会，因为一事无成，而痛苦和羞愧，一切都被吸进一个百吉饼。
If nothing matters...then all the pain and guilt you feel for making nothing of your life...it goes away. Sucked Into A bagel.
所谓“正确”不过是人因害怕而制造出来的小匣子，而我也知道被困在那个匣子里是什么感觉。
'Right' is a tiny box invented by people who are afraid, and I know what it feels like to be trapped inside that box.
Joy：
- 我觉得自己很傻
- 天呐，拜托，我们都很傻好吗？渺小、愚蠢的人类，我们似乎一直都是这种设定。在我们大部分的历史当中，我们都认为地球是宇宙的中心，我们折磨并杀害那些持有异见的人，直到我们发现地球其实是绕着太阳转的，而太阳仅只是数万亿恒星中的一颗，现在你再看看我们，正试着接受这个事实，所有我们已知存在的一切，不过是未知千千万宇宙中的一个而已，每一次的新发现都只是在提醒我们，我们都是渺小而愚蠢的。
- I just feel so stupid
- God! Please. We're all stupid! Small, stupid humans. It's like our whole deal. For most of our histury, we knew the Earth was the center of the universe. We killed and tortured people for saying otherwise. That is, until we discovered that the Earth is actually revolving around the Sun, which is just one sun out of trillions of suns. And now look at us, trying to deal with the fact that all of that exists inside of one universe out of who knows how many. Every new disvovery is just a reminder we're all samll & stupid.
- 我很抱歉搞砸了这一切
- 嘘，你不需要担心这些，静静做一颗石头就好。
- I'm sorry about ruining everything.
- Shhh. You don't have to worry about that here. Just be a rock.
你知道我为什么要建造百吉饼黑洞吗？不是为了毁灭一切,而是为了毁灭我自己，我想知道如果我走进去。是否可以就此解脱？就是，彻底地死去。
Do you know why I actually built the bagel? It wasn't to destroy everything. It was to destroy myself. I wanted to see if I went in,could I finally escape? Like, actually die.
有一天我很无聊，我就把所有东西都放在一个百吉饼上，所有东西，我的希望和梦想 我过去的成绩单，所有品种的狗，网络分类广告、芝麻、罂粟籽、盐，后来这百吉饼自己就坍塌了，因为，如果你真的把所有的东西都放在一个百吉饼上， 它就会变成这样。
I got bored one day and I put everything on a bagel. Everything. All my hopes and dreams,my old report cards, every breed of dog, Sesame. Poppy seed. Salt. And it collapsed in on itself. 'Cause, you see,when you really put everything on a bagel, it becomes this.
恭喜你终于把自己的狗屎人生想明白了,挺好的，我真心为你感到高兴，但是我...我累了，我也不想再拖累别人了， 我也不知道为什么，但每当我们俩待在一起，两个人总会彼此伤害，所以我们就各走各的路，行吗？
Good for you.You're figuring your shit out. And that's great. I'm really,really happy for you. But I'm....I'm tired. I don't want to hurt anymore. And for some reason when I'm with you, it just...it just hurts the both of us. So let's just go our separate ways, OK?
Waymond：
我总是看到事情好的一面，那不是因为我天真，而是必要和需要，这也就是我的生存之道，我理解到你不是一个服输的人，我又何尝不是，只是我们选择的处理方式不一样。
When I choose to see the good side of things, I'm not being naive. It is strategic and necessay. It's how I've learned to survive througth everything. I know you see yourself as a fighter. Well, I see myself as one too. This is how I fight.
我...我不知道，但我很清楚...我们应该善良一些，拜托了，善良一些吧...
I don't know. The only thing I do know...is that we have to be kind. Please. Be kind...
多情自古空余恨，好梦由来最易醒。
He who loves the most regrets the most. Let's not live in a fantasy.
Deirdre Beaubeirdre：
我记得当年我丈夫和我提离婚的时候，我开着他的车 冲进了邻居的厨房，哈，但你知道我是怎么说的吗？“正是我们这种没人爱的坏女人，维持着世界的运转。”
”I remembered when my husband served me papers. I drove his Kia Forte through my neighbour's kitchen. Huh! But you know what I say? It's called,"Unlovable bitches like us.....make the world go 'round."