An Actual Conversation with My Girlfriend In My Living Room
Girlfriend: Can I use your computer?
Ethan: Sure.
Girlfriend: (sits down in desk chair – begins typing, then pauses) Um…
Ethan: What’s up?
Girlfriend: Why does “YouJizz.com” pop up when I start to type “YouTube?”
Ethan: (long pause) …I’ve never seen that website in my life.